In Canada. Where she's a model and stuff.

The answer is no. No he's not. He was the weakest link.

POP STAR SLAP FIGHT READY GO!!

I died and then went insane, got better and went for a walk, then died again.

It happened to me and I died.

No, its Becky. She snorted too much marijuana again.

I THINK IT IS GARLIC FOAM BUT ONLY BECAUSE I JUST WATCHED ANTHONY BOURDAIN AND I LOVE HIM

That was brutally honest and beautifully brutal. Reach across that divide Nathan, life is short and regrets are forever.

By being direct, even when it is uncomfortable. Every time one of these articles comes up, I discuss it with my sons. Every. Time. I don't care if I get an eyeroll. My sons know what enthusiastic consent means. That they are responsible for taking care of and protecting people who can't take care of themselves. That…

You ARE crazy cute.

Considering there was an article on Gawker about a man who bought the most gruesome shoes ever made for $600, I would say there are folks out there who would pay more.

I wish my cats were chill enough to play with him, he is such a sweet doggie. I almost adopted a stray just because it befriended him while we were out on a walk one night. But when I went back out to find him the next day, he was gone. :(

Head Pussy in Charge

This is exactly what happens with my terrier mix and the HPIC. He wants to be her friend SO BAD, but she is the Queen and he is a mere peasant dog. Bow down bitches, bow down.

Negative Ghost Chewer, the pattern is full

YES AND IT IS DELICIOUS LET THE CHILI GREASE SLIDE OVER YOUR TASTEBUDS. Sorry not sorry

I am from the mid-south and spaghetti red is A Thing around these parts. To the point that Anthony Fucking Bourdain came to my home town and ate at the famous Fred and Red's Diner. He damned it with some pretty faint praise, but still.

Onetwothree chew

Yeah, like this steak is delicious, but I am eating it with a frown.