Seriously, that is absolutely unforgiveable. His parents were giant gaping assholes.

I have it on good authority that rump scritches are the best. Oh, your poor dad. :(

I am a toucher too, and I say that this is an outrage! I thought this was America, where we are free to touch whatever we want!

Maru's slide out from under the couch reminds me of the clown under my bed. Luckily you posted the rest of the pictures to stop my freak out.

This was absolutely delightful. I love my job, but now I want to work in a place where a bucket o' cats is a reward, and not a running joke on how I AM GOING TO BE THE CRAZY CAT LADY BECAUSE TOO LATE

Did you sternly tell him "Cuddles dad, the kitty wants cuddles. Gawd."

I heartily agree.

I always wanted bigger boobs because the women on both sides of my family were sporting D's. Mine aren't as perky after two kids, but now my sister's proud D is a not- so-proud EE, I'm okay with it.

Look, I get your hostility regarding rape, but I feel like you are missing the point. When I was sodomized during an up-til-then consensual encounter, I didn't say no. I didn't say yes either. I'm not sure what I was thinking, I just wanted it to stop. That doesn't mean it wasn't rape, and I don't need you to redefine…

Keerist I am sorry that happened to you. Every time I hear about corrective rape (men and women) it makes me rage stroke.

Yeah, I was always embarrassed by my b cup. In retrospect, I wish I had appreciated them more ala Mila Kunis.

Not ashamed to say I did it to fit better into a really tight, really ill advised dress. Vigorous dancing can dislodge tissues. So I've heard.

Oh hunny, it ain't all about you. It is all about me.

Aw yeah baby. The first one was phenomenal, after that it seemed they were just rehashes of the first. But I have reread the first one to tatters. If you love fantasy, do yourself a favor and read The Curse of Chalion by Lois McMasters Bujold. I have read it from cover to cover countless times, yet will still pick it…

We aren't having a family meal this year due to my mom's insane amount of stress right now. I am crockpotting (is that a word?) loaded potato soup. It'll be ready in about 4 hours or so. Enjoy your meal!

Since AS hasn't appeared to dispute my story, I am going to assume I am correct. Probably playing with Olivia Benson in that *sob* stylish kitchen and drinking girly cocktails. BRB, going to go sulk in my tiny bathroom.

Probably demolishing turkey at Tay's house. So jealous.

His is the one and only country music album I have ever purchased. I love him and I love his shit. I would be overjoyed to see him in concert as well.

One of the guys from my KC MO office had tickets for him and his wife. He told me yesterday that the concert was cancelled, but I don't see word of it online. Maybe he was misinformed.

Yeah, I was getting a Gos vibe from him. I am a firm believer in fucking while frightened so he would have had a lap visitor if I had witnessed it.