That made my mommy senses tingle. What do you need to stop being sad, baby? A bottle? A hug? Me to sniff your sweet baby head?

That is a face of unfathomable sadness and torment. Being denied a Doritos Locos taco and garnering an ass beating has scarred this man's soul.

Oh, my bad. Then let us join hands and see if we can wear down his will with our words of sincere and not at all exaggerated kindness.

Trying to one up me, huh? *sniff*

Oh Mark, you are noble and virile and your rod is potent.

Some people don't have the means to travel. Maybe she couldn't drive and was terrified to fly. Lots of reason why folks don't venture outside of their territories very often. It's heartwarming, but sad that it comes at the end when she can't push her toes in the sand.

By the way Mark, can I fawn all over you in a obvious manner in order to get followed by Jez? Because you are the smartest, handsomest man ever.

I'm going to live to be at least 100, the women in my family are long lived. I am looking forward to the time when I can finally say all the mean and nasty things that I long to say now, but don't currently have old age as an excuse. I'm percolating my meaness and it is going to be a delicious cup of sheer rotten old…

Yes, but I still would. But my standards are low when it's close to that time of the month.

You beat me to it :( I read his entry on her after I read the article here. He seems to be holding up okay, but he's probably drinking two buck chuck while sobbing into his pillow shaped like Anderson Cooper.

Someone better check on Michael K over at Dlisted, he will be devastated at the loss of his favorite royal. She seemed like a completely spoiled bitch, but I can't hate. I'm only jealous.

I'm sorry, did I call you names or imply you were stupid? I was laughing at your fearmongering quip, then stated that fearmongering wasn't the only issue with American politics. I have good reason to fear the direction the country is going in general, mostly because my family and I are directly affected every time…

It was the visual equivalent of a careening roller coaster.

I snorted, but it was with a hint of sadness. I am sorry to hear about your health.

Lol, fearmongering. Are we talking about the party that thinks Obama is coming to take their guns, lock them away in FEMA death camps? The party that is going to force them to leave their biblical marriages and gay marry and have gay babies? The party that fears Obama is going to give them Ebola through dirty ISIS…

"Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus." *sob* it's so beautiful.

I never even thought about that. Wow you are right, not even a chance to work up to it. That sounds awful.

That was what was so sad about it, that they fell for the dog and pony show.

That is what makes me crazy. The short term memory problem America has. "Bush wasn't that bad." "Reagan was a great president!"

"Damn bitch! How big is your pussy?" LOL