It was the visual equivalent of a careening roller coaster.

I snorted, but it was with a hint of sadness. I am sorry to hear about your health.

Lol, fearmongering. Are we talking about the party that thinks Obama is coming to take their guns, lock them away in FEMA death camps? The party that is going to force them to leave their biblical marriages and gay marry and have gay babies? The party that fears Obama is going to give them Ebola through dirty ISIS…

"Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus." *sob* it's so beautiful.

I never even thought about that. Wow you are right, not even a chance to work up to it. That sounds awful.

That was what was so sad about it, that they fell for the dog and pony show.

That is what makes me crazy. The short term memory problem America has. "Bush wasn't that bad." "Reagan was a great president!"

"Damn bitch! How big is your pussy?" LOL

I am imaging something closer to a Silkwood scrubdown, involving actual flesh removal and lots of bleach. But enough about my last sexual encounter...

And shame, don't forget the shame.

They tried to make my oldest sign a purity pledge for a grade in middle school. Oh the howling they had to listen to from me. There may have been some very pointed instructions as to what they could do with that pledge and how it wasn't a fucking church but a fucking public school thankyouverymuch. I try to be…

You know, that sounds about right. I think some very strict Catholics believe in having sex only for procreation, at least the one I worked with did. Funny how his computer was always getting viruses from the tons and tons of porn he downloaded. What a sinner lol.

I saw her legs all the way from the thigh to the ankle. Now I have to take a cold shower and put on a hair shirt because I feel soiled.

Brb, having a rage stroke. They pulled the same shit at my son's school too, taking them out to some christian teen center to brainwash them and fill their minds with misinformation and outright lies. You know, I understand if they don't want to teach kids about sex ed and keep them ignorant, but goddammit with the…

Oh, no, it's been done. I seem to remember reading something about a sect that refused to have sex, causing them to eventually dwindle out but my google fu is weak and I can't find it. But restrictions on married sex still continue in religion. Pope John Paul II urged husbands "not to commit adultery with their wives…

*sniff* you mean it? That's so giving. Now I'm judging you for being too generous.

I'm a big fan of dispensing the vaginal hug.

It's no fun when I'm given permission to be judgemental. :(

I can't judge on that handjob tho, mine would be lackluster because of my carpal tunnel and short attention span. I would get bored about halfway through and start playing Candy Crush.

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