dirtydoppleganger
DirtyDoppleganger
dirtydoppleganger

I didn't go because even though I had traveled the world and done wonderful things, I was also overweight at that time and living with my abusive ex husband. I felt ashamed of myself. Now, I don't want to mingle with those people. Everyone is so caught up on appearances and who lives in the biggest house and takes the

"Turgid member" made me crow with delight.

I kind of chuckled and I'm sorry, but I do understand. My oldest son and I frequently go to movies together and go to dinner and we get mistaken for a couple all of the time. I can't imagine what is going through their heads, as my son is 21 and very attractive (great genetics *ahem*) and I am obviously much older.

Don't listen to those insidious whispers that work to keep you there. Fear of the unknown is so overwhelming, that we would rather live in pain because it is what we are familiar with and can at least partially predict. Those feelings you have are valid, but understand that they do pass. You don't have to map out your

*rubs eyes* Is that Jesus Christ, tap dancing on a cracker?

Does extra hell come with a side of super sloppy cheese fries? Asking for a friend.

A-motherfuckin-men. I've got the nails, but you will have to wield the hammer. I've got wicked carpal tunnel.

You dodged a bullet my friend, a bullet made of bad taste.

I..I..think I am now pregnant with your Jeff Dunham hate baby because your comment caused me to ovulate.

Oh shit, how could I forget? YASSS! I loved that sassy old hag. Or Shari and Lambchop, man that was one little subversive lamb.

*full body shudder* Seriously, the doll looks like he may be suffering from a skin eating bacteria, like maybe it had sex with a leprosy tainted armadillo or something.

I have a good Halloween story for you.

Nope. Don't do it, just to be on the safe side. If everything is calm, you certainly don't want to invite something else in.

Fuck facing your fears, sometimes retreat is the best option.

My turds are funnier than Jeff Dunham.

I'll bet he pulled in so much ass. The doll I mean, the dude has terribly unfortunate hair.

Sadly no, because I paged through the comments on Fark and they were pretty much the same shit. My favorite was the "She's ugly anyway, she should be grateful she got that attention" or "So now I can't say hello? Stuck up cunts always making problems and crying about menz." I just can't with that shit.

I was thinking more along the lines of "looking for an alley to push her into." That set off all my alarms right there and I wonder what would have happened had the dude with the hidden camera not been in front of her.

I love to shout "RELEASE THE KITTIES" every time I go to Pet Smart.