On an unrelated note, I strongly approve of your user name.

Yes, thank you. I got aggressively followed, grabbed, hissed at, smooched at, and catcalled. I'm not sure if it was because I was a red head at the time or not, but it was way creepy at times.

Too late.

When I was stationed in Abilene, I liked to take my toddler son out to the Buffalo Gap Cemetery for picnics and so he could run around. I've always felt at peace in cemeteries, and will stop in random small towns to look at their old churchyards and grave stones. Glad to know I'm not the only one.

Do you just constantly wipe your face with your sleeve with a mumbled apology about the excess drooling?

Side note: I would totally wear a dickberet, as long as it was raspberry.

I read that as "leathery and gentle" and wondered why my skin was trying to crawl off my bones.

Watch out for the clown, they always hide behind the bathroom door.

Yeah no. Plenty of liberals on this thread saying that what he did was shitty. But if there isn't enough flagellation for your taste, you are free to drop in to see what Glen Beck is shitting himself over on The Blaze.

My reply would have been "sitting on a pussy you will never fuck."

Not sure twat she was thinking not having an exit plan.

Wait, beer and cheese soup is a thing? Is that even legal?

This video and the one from the 4th of July (cute little girl singing with her daddy) make me wish I could still make babies.

Now add about a foot of height, some long hair, random girly parts and a trickle of urine coming out of those shorts and that is me.

That was damn near poetry Paulie76, thank you for sharing that.

When did his head get so large? Is that a recent development or just a side effect of wearing that much denim close to his face?

Dooo eeeeet dooo eeeet. It is fantastic. Just uh, watch the water pressure when you are first starting out.

My villa had one and it was wonderful. I had a very happy butt.

*sniff* "Now I'm going to take my toys and go home." I'm fairly certain it wasn't aimed at you, but your question seems to imply that they are hiring people that don't know what they are doing because they are ticking some diversity box. That's pretty insulting.