I have a good Halloween story for you.

Nope. Don't do it, just to be on the safe side. If everything is calm, you certainly don't want to invite something else in.

Fuck facing your fears, sometimes retreat is the best option.

My turds are funnier than Jeff Dunham.

I'll bet he pulled in so much ass. The doll I mean, the dude has terribly unfortunate hair.

Sadly no, because I paged through the comments on Fark and they were pretty much the same shit. My favorite was the "She's ugly anyway, she should be grateful she got that attention" or "So now I can't say hello? Stuck up cunts always making problems and crying about menz." I just can't with that shit.

I was thinking more along the lines of "looking for an alley to push her into." That set off all my alarms right there and I wonder what would have happened had the dude with the hidden camera not been in front of her.

I love to shout "RELEASE THE KITTIES" every time I go to Pet Smart.

On an unrelated note, I strongly approve of your user name.

Yes, thank you. I got aggressively followed, grabbed, hissed at, smooched at, and catcalled. I'm not sure if it was because I was a red head at the time or not, but it was way creepy at times.

Too late.

Do you just constantly wipe your face with your sleeve with a mumbled apology about the excess drooling?

Side note: I would totally wear a dickberet, as long as it was raspberry.

I read that as "leathery and gentle" and wondered why my skin was trying to crawl off my bones.

Watch out for the clown, they always hide behind the bathroom door.

Yeah no. Plenty of liberals on this thread saying that what he did was shitty. But if there isn't enough flagellation for your taste, you are free to drop in to see what Glen Beck is shitting himself over on The Blaze.

My reply would have been "sitting on a pussy you will never fuck."

Not sure twat she was thinking not having an exit plan.

Wait, beer and cheese soup is a thing? Is that even legal?