When did his head get so large? Is that a recent development or just a side effect of wearing that much denim close to his face?

Dooo eeeeet dooo eeeet. It is fantastic. Just uh, watch the water pressure when you are first starting out.

My villa had one and it was wonderful. I had a very happy butt.

*sniff* "Now I'm going to take my toys and go home." I'm fairly certain it wasn't aimed at you, but your question seems to imply that they are hiring people that don't know what they are doing because they are ticking some diversity box. That's pretty insulting.

Oh my god. Is that a thing? Because I would give up my cherished single status and marry that big chunk of chewy chocolate in a heartbeat.

I've worked for both small businesses, franchises, and large corporations. I actually liked working for the corporation better, because there were rules in place to prevent the abuse of workers. The two small companies I worked for were both run by abusive assholes.

Right? Especially when you heel it into the drain to be considerate.

I could eat you? I mean, not that I would, just that sometimes I get so hungry.

Christ what an asshole. That is a horrible feeling to be left with. I am sorry this happened to you. (((hugs))) to you too.

Starred, but only because I made a weird barking noise when I got to the punchline.

I love you for the juggling alone, the kitchen disasters are just a bonus. Will you be my mate?

Or maybe butter flavored instant potatoes? Those things are frickin delicious. Sorry not sorry.

I'm not speaking for her. I'm speaking for me and I thought your replies were thoughtless and unkind. Bounce.

No, I've seen you answer on other threads, you just like being an asshole. Instead of trying to be kind when you disagree, you try to make people feel shitty. You have nothing of value to offer when you carry on a discussion like that.

Gotcha. I am always surprised that not everyone is from murica on these message boards. Does it make you happy though? Life is too short to be miserable in a job you hate. :)

Please stop. You aren't adding anything to the conversation, just being a twat. See your way out.

It's all good, I didn't see it as terse. Let's kiss and make up *smooch*

Yeah, and not the vague contention by noted doctor of gynecology Newt Gingrich that women in foxholes get infections.

I saw a cartoon one time that said "What doesn't kill you doesn't make you stronger, it just makes you weaker so the next time kills you."

I didn't want to sound obnoxious, so I apologize if I came across that way. I read it as you weren't getting treatment. I am so glad you dumped him, you deserve better.