Please consider giving EFT a try. There are tons of videos on youtube, but I've linked to one that covers PTSD for trauma and abuse. It seems silly at first, but it really does work.

All give and no take makes for an unequal relationship. He doesn't want to make the effort, but is happy with the results of you making the effort. No, you are not overreacting. Cancel further plans with this time suck and find someone who is fucking thrilled for you to even be paying attention to them.

Sweetheart, dump him. Walk away and don't look back. I've been where you are at in terms of depression, and when you are that low it is hard to a) articulate it and you fear being called crazy if you really explained it and b) you fear that communicating directly would cause tension, which is more input than your…

That is a fallacy. Throughout history, women have fought alongside men in battle. It depended on the culture though, but that practice continues today in some parts of the world.

Any man that loudly proclaimed his righteousness always got side eye from me. Some of them were okay, but there was always one out of the bunch that thought hardcore sexual harassment was just harmless fun and that I was just "too sensitive."

Please tell me this story ends with you taking all the Ritalin out of the bag, crushing and snorting it, then going on a rampage of punishing slaps to all the dickbags blaming the AIDS victim. I fucking hate those self righteous dicks and hope they all die from super gonorrhea they contracted from their spouses after…

Thank you for those replies. My reply would have been a little more sharpish but only because it seemed obvious to me what she was saying.

This gif is everything. A rogue vacuum cleaner, kitties fleeing in abject terror, and me...watching it over and over and over.

Yeah, that's kind of my go to for every time my sons snivel over a little cut. "So you severed a tendon in your hand, whoopdie friggin doo! I pushed a 7 pound baby out of a tiny tube without anesthesia and I didn't cry, I just threatened to kill the nurse!"

http://www.sprinklerdog.com/

I am hiding in your bushes, in a giant rabbit costume. By the way, that's an interesting choice of underwear but you should try leopard print.

I'm a giver. *polishes nails*

I'm your huckleberry. Enjoy my spittle-flecked invective, which you will just have to imagine as I don't actually have the energy to be an asshole (at this time). Imma outsource this job to a dog.

Oh Bette :( so disappointed that the woman whose backup chorus was the Harlettes would judge another woman like that.

Holy shit. Dude is a fucking sociopath, a spoiled fucking crybaby asshole. I knew I hated him on general principle, but I never followed news stories about him. I knew guys like him though, the ones that would be nicey nicey to women he deemed "had value" but was an utter shite to women he viewed as worthless.

Me too. Even anal while I'm sober.

Oh Emma, I looooooove Nickelback. Can we be besties and paint each other's toenails now? Cuz this pinky toe ain't painting itself.

If I am trying to pick you up, I follow up with: But my vagina snapped back, can we do it?

I used to have an aversion to sperm because of the first time I had sex. When he came on my stomach it made me want to vomit. It took me years to get past it. Now I swallow like a champ, but I do it for someone I love, or at least like a lot. Because sperm isn't as delicious as twitter sluts would have you believe.

Yes we do, but to avoid kitty quarantine we smuggle the cats in using giant moose costumes.