Oh jeez, I wish the conversation was that rational. She visited an Air Force base chow hall to talk about nutrition and some of those assholes lost their minds. That damn Moochelle, eating crackers like she owns the place.

NO POTATO SALAD FOR YOU *slap*

Reminds me of this....

Then I am throwing down on spicy mustard. Come at me bro!

I personally love how we forced all those folks to eat ground up bugs shaped into cakes that look like big vaginas instead of bear claws on Mondays. *atheist high five*

You are saving the pickle jars for toenail clippings, obvs.

That is terrifying. Now instead of the hand under the bed, I'll be dreaming of the pug faced man under my bed.

I'm a giver.

They'll never find his head, the cats will have dragged it away so they can casually munch on it when they are feeling peckish.

Wow. I would love to hear tool done in major, just to see what it sounds like.

Can we talk about the music in the trailer? It took me a bit to place the song, because it sounded so creepy. Never knew that an Olivia Newton John song could make my skin crawl in a minor key. Bravo.

"Unless ordered by the court" isn't that breaking the law by following the law? If she doesn't consent to release her information, but the court decides it is in her best interest, isn't that a HIPAA violation? Or does she just essentially sign her rights away because she wants to terminate her pregnancy? (I imagine…

So a tater tot in my twat stops tots?

Ewwww, hygiene is a deal breaker. I like my dick like I like my bathtub, dirty and moldy.

My panties are off right now....

Sorry, I misread that point. It still makes me rage stroke. Like GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH angry.

How can you gaze upon your child with pride after finding out that they beat the shit out of another kid because of his sexuality? The one thing I would never EVER tolerate is if my sons picked on someone just because someone thought it was funny. If you aren't teaching your children to stand up for those who can't…

Reading comprehension must be hard for you. I was replying to a woman whose cis male uncle was raped while in prison. I'm sure you'll be embarrassed enough to slink off without an apology, but I still forgive you for being a twat about it.

My kids were talking about the 100-a-day orgasm guy when I started playing this video. I had to convince them it was a goat and not a dude having a painful orgasm.