I want to believe.

He looks sick. That is not a healthy frame with the bloated middle and stick arms and legs. Val, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Oh, no problem. I kind of figured that, and you weren't unkind when you said it.

I larfed so it's not that tired.

I want that on a tshirt.

Yeah, I'm going to have to agree. He seems like such a scamp. PHG FTW!

So let me get this straight, you got pregnant when he touched you with his magical ginger hands? Like a royal mind baby? Because I'm going to ignore everything else you said and just go with that. Also, tell your hubby thank you for his service!

My aunt is a pretty tough lady, but loved to help people learn. She worked in the library in a maximum security joint in OK. She said it was rewarding to be able to help the guys that weren't very literate learn how to read and write.

No, I'm aware. I was replying to a comment from a woman whose cis male uncle was raped while in prison.

I don't know about the majority of prison workers, some like my aunt are genuinely compassionate people. Then there's my ex-husband, who worked in a maximum security prison in Amarillo. He and all of his cronies were assholes. He loved having a little power over those guys, to the point where he would come home…

That is heartbreaking. If he ever needs help, tell him to contact Just Detention International, they offer counseling services for sexually abused prisoners. No one should ever be raped as a part of their sentence.

To be sure I understand your position, let's say you are jailed for a relatively minor offense and get a couple of years in. Is it okay that your jail sentence includes rape? I mean, shit, you're in there right? Doesn't matter what it's for and you would be okay with it happening to you or a jailed family member.

That's amateur hour. I am sewing all the outfits for the neighborhood Pussy Promenade Fashion Show.

"Feminine daintiness" is apparently old timey language for a stinky vag. I am thinking my fragrant lady bits have doomed me to a life without love.

Just wondering, what do you think is on that nothing burger? Onions, pickles, lies? Or maybe just mustard and rancid assholes?

I could snarf a whole platter as well. When they ask if someone will be joining me, I just laugh. I will cut a bitch for sushi.

"Food just kind of gets away from me" LOL, yer not the only one sister

Maybe an address spoof, especially with yahoo. Happened to me a few years ago where I got spam from my own account, but nothing sent. Contact customer service and they can check it out for you. Set up your account to notify you when a log in happens from a different browser (if offered) and get two point security…

She sounds like a time suck. Someone that shits on you to make themselves feel better is not someone you want to waste your heart on. If she wasn't always like that, frustration has a way of making people small and mean, but your mental health is more important than hers. Lovingly tell her you can't deal and urge her…

Three damn months. Three. Ugh. I was hoping for a little longer, but there it is. I was on depo provera for approximately 2 years at that point. That's okay, my baby graduates this year, so it turned out alright.