My panties are off right now....

Sorry, I misread that point. It still makes me rage stroke. Like GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH angry.

How can you gaze upon your child with pride after finding out that they beat the shit out of another kid because of his sexuality? The one thing I would never EVER tolerate is if my sons picked on someone just because someone thought it was funny. If you aren't teaching your children to stand up for those who can't…

Except Adam Baldwin, he's just a flaming bag of dog shit in real life. I would make little illegitimate ginger babies with Wash, let Zoe dominate me, and have drunken freaky circus sex with Mal.....uh....I'll be in my bunk.

I don't swing that way and Morena does it for me.

He was a bonus as I originally watched it because it had Captain Tightpants in it. I didn't read the box very closely so I squeeeeeed when he first appeared. Rooker will always have a place in my heart.....and pants.

Loved Slither so much. Michael Rooker chews every scene he's in and I love it.

Reading comprehension must be hard for you. I was replying to a woman whose cis male uncle was raped while in prison. I'm sure you'll be embarrassed enough to slink off without an apology, but I still forgive you for being a twat about it.

My kids were talking about the 100-a-day orgasm guy when I started playing this video. I had to convince them it was a goat and not a dude having a painful orgasm.

I want to believe.

He looks sick. That is not a healthy frame with the bloated middle and stick arms and legs. Val, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Oh, no problem. I kind of figured that, and you weren't unkind when you said it.

I larfed so it's not that tired.

I want that on a tshirt.

Yeah, I'm going to have to agree. He seems like such a scamp. PHG FTW!

So let me get this straight, you got pregnant when he touched you with his magical ginger hands? Like a royal mind baby? Because I'm going to ignore everything else you said and just go with that. Also, tell your hubby thank you for his service!

My aunt is a pretty tough lady, but loved to help people learn. She worked in the library in a maximum security joint in OK. She said it was rewarding to be able to help the guys that weren't very literate learn how to read and write.

No, I'm aware. I was replying to a comment from a woman whose cis male uncle was raped while in prison.

I don't know about the majority of prison workers, some like my aunt are genuinely compassionate people. Then there's my ex-husband, who worked in a maximum security prison in Amarillo. He and all of his cronies were assholes. He loved having a little power over those guys, to the point where he would come home…

That is heartbreaking. If he ever needs help, tell him to contact Just Detention International, they offer counseling services for sexually abused prisoners. No one should ever be raped as a part of their sentence.