To be sure I understand your position, let's say you are jailed for a relatively minor offense and get a couple of years in. Is it okay that your jail sentence includes rape? I mean, shit, you're in there right? Doesn't matter what it's for and you would be okay with it happening to you or a jailed family member.

YASSSSSS! There are so many strong female characters in the Dresden Files, but Charity is one of my faves. I am almost envious of you, and wish I could read the whole series for the first time all over again. *sigh*

That's amateur hour. I am sewing all the outfits for the neighborhood Pussy Promenade Fashion Show.

"Feminine daintiness" is apparently old timey language for a stinky vag. I am thinking my fragrant lady bits have doomed me to a life without love.

Just wondering, what do you think is on that nothing burger? Onions, pickles, lies? Or maybe just mustard and rancid assholes?

I could snarf a whole platter as well. When they ask if someone will be joining me, I just laugh. I will cut a bitch for sushi.

"Food just kind of gets away from me" LOL, yer not the only one sister

Maybe an address spoof, especially with yahoo. Happened to me a few years ago where I got spam from my own account, but nothing sent. Contact customer service and they can check it out for you. Set up your account to notify you when a log in happens from a different browser (if offered) and get two point security…

She sounds like a time suck. Someone that shits on you to make themselves feel better is not someone you want to waste your heart on. If she wasn't always like that, frustration has a way of making people small and mean, but your mental health is more important than hers. Lovingly tell her you can't deal and urge her…

Three damn months. Three. Ugh. I was hoping for a little longer, but there it is. I was on depo provera for approximately 2 years at that point. That's okay, my baby graduates this year, so it turned out alright.

Sorry you feel shitty. Here some soup with a cock in it.

I get hung sometimes, waiting for the moment because I am a naturally awkward chick. Best time is post coital, everyone is relaxed. "Hey Jimmy Jack, I like this thing we're doing and would like to hang more often. But I have to tell you, I'm really just looking for a casual thing. I understand if you don't want to,…

Heh. Guilty of that in my younger daze. Poor dudes.

Then tell him directly. It never hurts to be direct. I've had numerous FWB arrangements and I could just care less if he is having sex with someone else as long as I am getting mine when he's with me. Just as long as he's wrapping it, don't need the dose during fun times. :)

Was going to say the same thing as Itscocopop. I have learned from sad experience that any man who telegraph's his intention is 100% serious. No matter how he acts or what he says to the contrary, if he states some shit like that, he is going to bring it up to excuse himself later if you have the feelings talk. Every…

You know, it is never too late to live your dream. I don't know how much time off you get, but you can volunteer to intern at a local vet's office. I know it's difficult to change mid stream, especially considering you probably are dealing with a mountain of student loans, but it will give you an idea. One of the…

Look at it this way: you may feel mediocre at most things, but you excel at breathing.

I want pictures of every damn thing you listed. Especially the cockroaches.

Kate is apparently unaware of the hefty fucking fee.

*snert* Bravi, bravi, bravissimo X.