So, uh, how does one go about getting haunted sexually? Asking for a super horny friend.

I just watched it for the Munn. I love me some Munn.

Gotta admit, at first I was like "Aw man! Why did Munn get fake tits? They were perfect!" I breathed a sigh of relief at the end of the trailer. Way tense. Much tit. Wow.

I read that as unusually nasal felching and wondered if that was a thing and if you could send me pictures.

Holy shit, the comments. Apparently his gaffe equals every democrat being "special ed" and the country is falling apart. Because he said sexting instead of texting. Yep, the end of the Republic and society because he said sexting. I'm okay with driving the earth into an asteroid now. Who's with me?

Oh, but that's not being politicized! According to Rush, only the Demonrats politicize everything and make it a big deal. Gosh.

Mmmmmm, pickles. Have you ever had candied pickles? So delish.

Mmmm, better double check. I'm pretty sure it's probably a hobo that looks like Tom. So now you've got hobo dick in your mouth. Just sayin'.

Oh definitely definitely definitely. That just shows that you have some serious restraint though. I am not kidding when I say I admire that.

I know right? I can't get past his fivehead and the unfortunate hair. I. Just. Can't.

After watching him in Lawless, I thought that he should be in every movie ever made and play every part in every movie ever made.

Um. I hate to break it to you, but he is currently in my home. Having sex with me. Your Tom is obviously an imposter or a blow up doll.

Sorry, no can do. You can have this hideous knit turkey sweater I made for you though. It has the itchy acrylic yarn too, so you can wear it without a t-shirt and tell everyone you are twitching because of bad body lice. People are super impressed by poor hygiene.

Never thought about the adjustments. It's been so long since I was on bc, at least 17 years because I got a tubal the day after my youngest was born. Best decision ever. I can't remember if I had any bad reactions, but I'm sure I would remember if it was bad enough. I was weepy though for the first week or so after…

It worked super well for me. But I never had any issues with hormonal birth control other than some mild bloating and a little acne. I don't recall getting that on Depo though.

Aw no problem. How do you get out of the dog house? Does it involve hot tea and scalp massages?

I don't want to sound creepy or anything, but I was thinking about you last night as I was drifting off to sleep. In the depth of your despair you let other people share their happiness with you. I just really admire that. Anything else I might say will probably sound icky and weird, so you know, you are being thought…

Here's a Crazy Cat Lady starter kit. Sadly, it doesn't come with the cat-fur covered Christmas sweater, I think those are seasonal.

Depo Provera worked great for me, with the added benefit of not having a period and getting it every three months.