He sounds super manipulative. All of it ended up with you feeling sorry for him, when you had a legitimate beef with that shit. He waits to tell you about not wanting to be exclusive until AFTER you had sex and then made you cry? Run and do not look back. Ever. Please. Also, take care of yourself, I know that was…

Aw, not stupid. Shit happens. When everything is gone and stripped to the bone, what is more important, you or the car? You, the answer is you. :)

You have so much inner strength. I am a small mean person, and baseball bats and the police would have been involved.

I know I may get some flack for this, but mail her an anonymous, computer printed letter. He doesn't know where it came from, and if she is already suspicious, it will get her digging. I know that the downside is that she gets hurt. Badly. That is a blow. But I wish that one of the four women my ex husband was…

That right there is my main objection towards the push to do away with birth control and abortion. I think some of the fundies and crazies *coughRickSantorumcough* called birth control immoral! In 2014!

Lordy, and that's what they'd like to see us go back to as well. I was just thinking how horrible that must have been, punished the same if you had the baby or killed it. Nothing like a good ole catch 22 to liven up the olden days.

Heh. Me too, and I have two of them.

That's hot *heavy panting* now do the multiplication tables and solve this theorem....

I am just a small cog in a big machine, but I think I can milk it for years.

OMG, so adorable.

Fuck your so called friends. We are here for you, with all the strange internet love you can handle.

Good on you! The ability to make music is the greatest gift you can give to a child.

At the last minute Friday night, I found a replacement honor guard to present colors at a nationally televised event we were sponsoring. Yay! I'm a hero!

This is my sweet, stupid, asshole cat all the way. Meows like crazy to get loved on, then turns away as soon as you put your hands on him. Rinse, repeat, until he gets tossed outside.

Since our eyes are close together, like most predators, could it cue a response because of our eye placement? Like an instant visual, knowing that it means they are being seen and considered for squirrel soup.

I like your version. I would watch the shit out of that movie.

That was an awesome display of the white man's overbite.

Me too, I know she can be abrasive, but it's right up my alley. And I looooove how she gossips about other people in her standup shows. The stories she tells about Cher and her meeting with Mary Tyler Moore make me snortle.

The fish were just basic, but the clam makes you hardcore. Hellooooooo sexy.

Deadgirl was unsettling to me, like deeply unsettling and I don't know why. Not scary, just like a nagging sense that I am participating in something bad.