The "three bangs making fun of the holy trinity" made me larf. That is fucking ridiculous,and I can't stand to see the Warren's tired grifting shtick getting a foothold again. I believe in the supernatural, but really? There's only so far my credulity will stretch.

It makes me crazy when I hear them lionize the military in public, then call soldiers bullet sponges in private. I once had a snotty soccer mom tell me that minorities join because they are too stupid to make it anywhere else. Uh, we have a lot of kids with degrees enlist because they want leadership training and life…

Make it a year and I am on board. Compulsary military service for chickenhawks is another one I would like to see. But then they would complain about their freedums.

This really got me excited because I've tried to use Mint in the past with no success as none of my bank information is available via their search function. Sadly, neither is the credit module and it keeps trying to get me to load an account that it can't find. Fail. :(

I hate Katy because she tries a little too hard with the ingenue thing. Honey, you are 30, it's too late for that shtick. Tay...mmmm... how do I put this without getting stabbed...she seems very earnest.

Dlisted will set you straight. Drink some wine and let Michael K's scathing wit and expert shade throwing soothe your troubled soul.

So to be clear, being a cum-bucket is bad? Because I am about to finish my degree in cum disposal and need to know before sending out resumes.

So, I'm just spitballing here, but I think that someone is you. Just call me N. S. Sherlock.

I thought it was refreshing to see. No one can complain about it being shoved in their face, as it was only hinted at (so I recall, admittedly it's been a while since I read the books). It truly amazes me to see people in this day and age stunned by homosexuality.

Also, welcome back. You have been missed. I am so sorry about your dad.

Ell oh ell

*silent screaming in her head* OMGOMGOMG DID YOU SEE THAT EYEBROW LIFT? YOU COULD DROWN A TODDLER IN MY PANTIES!

Go forward with it and report back. I want to know if he snores and drools before I allow him to ravage me.

Pffft, that's nothing RR, I straight up ate a piece of crab cake off the floor at my granny's house the other day. It dropped off my fork and landed spicy sauce up, so I narfed it. Where's my recognition? I can assure you, I ate it adorably.

Never NEVER trust someone that looks like that. I don't know for a fact, but I am going to pretend like it is a fact, that people with wide open eyes all the time are one step away from flipping their shit and choking a bitch.

She has Sanpaku eyes. That's Chinese for "willing to give a passed out 14 year old an IV to conceal the fact that she was encouraging underaged drinking." Study it out.

Yes, and if I am confronted by a large spider-like creature, I will shit all over myself as I attempt to get away. It's not science, it's cowardice. I am a little wary of spiders, but I like them even though I joke about it. But I would lose my shit over a dog sized spider (pun intended).

As a veteran let me say "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Never bring a knife to a gun f....oh, I see you got the memo. Carry on then, citizen!

That was always my favorite story. "....and at night they crawl into your sack and bite you and eat your skin. You can't feel it because their toxin makes you numb and you wake in the morning with HALF YOUR LEG GONE."