The other response being "shit yourself"?

Be very afraid. It will eventually catch up to you.

Was Victor the one in the boa? Because damn. That's a whole lotta fine in one package.

YASSSSSSS

Done, brb.

Now that is fucking awesomesauce. I love that she did that.

Me too. But I feel as though it is missing something important. Shirtless Hiddles.

That's okay. Every bad thing that has ever happened to me since '92 can be traced back to the time I said "fucking hell" in the Sistine Chapel.

It's not just the way the character is written, it's the way Hiddleston plays it with such obvious relish. He is simply delightful as Loki and I find myself rooting for him.

Yeah, but not if she was shaved. The vulva covers the offending kooka, making it relatively safe. Not that I've put a lot of thought into it or anything.

I guess I don't get the whole "whore hate" attitude that lawmakers espouse. If they would make it legit, it wouldn't have to be strictly a mob or gang related activity. I'm sure the issue is a bit more complex than I am making it, with human trafficking and sex tourism being big issues, but I can't hate on a woman (or…

Pro cake is the best kind of cake.

All I need to know about hormones is the fact that every time another fertile huzzy starts working for the dentist next door (he has a rotating harem, apparently) my cycle changes. If I wasn't currently celibate, every time I missed a week I would be freaking out. The change can't come soon enough for me.

Corvids are my fave, like little feathered bad asses with a sick sense of humor.

Shiloh is the sassiest of the brood, better than that Maddox. I am so over him.

It was more of an internal argument than a general accusation. I've seen people get made fun of for assigning human emotions to animals, but I think that while it seems silly to others, I've had enough experiences with animals to think differently. I don't think humans are the only animals capable of complex emotions…

No, it's the other way around. The males are forced to walk behind the females at all times. Deer misandry!

I like how at the end the deer's all "give me the damn ball, you mutt or I'll stomp a mudhole in your ass."

Yes, but I feel like you didn't address the important issue. Will there be pie or pie like food there? If so, please describe said pie. For science.

That picture is making me itch to finish the job. Hello OCD!