Never NEVER trust someone that looks like that. I don't know for a fact, but I am going to pretend like it is a fact, that people with wide open eyes all the time are one step away from flipping their shit and choking a bitch.

She has Sanpaku eyes. That's Chinese for "willing to give a passed out 14 year old an IV to conceal the fact that she was encouraging underaged drinking." Study it out.

As a veteran let me say "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

That was always my favorite story. "....and at night they crawl into your sack and bite you and eat your skin. You can't feel it because their toxin makes you numb and you wake in the morning with HALF YOUR LEG GONE."

Be very afraid. It will eventually catch up to you.

Was Victor the one in the boa? Because damn. That's a whole lotta fine in one package.

Now that is fucking awesomesauce. I love that she did that.

That's okay. Every bad thing that has ever happened to me since '92 can be traced back to the time I said "fucking hell" in the Sistine Chapel.

Yeah, but not if she was shaved. The vulva covers the offending kooka, making it relatively safe. Not that I've put a lot of thought into it or anything.

I guess I don't get the whole "whore hate" attitude that lawmakers espouse. If they would make it legit, it wouldn't have to be strictly a mob or gang related activity. I'm sure the issue is a bit more complex than I am making it, with human trafficking and sex tourism being big issues, but I can't hate on a woman (or…

Pro cake is the best kind of cake.

All I need to know about hormones is the fact that every time another fertile huzzy starts working for the dentist next door (he has a rotating harem, apparently) my cycle changes. If I wasn't currently celibate, every time I missed a week I would be freaking out. The change can't come soon enough for me.

Shiloh is the sassiest of the brood, better than that Maddox. I am so over him.

It was more of an internal argument than a general accusation. I've seen people get made fun of for assigning human emotions to animals, but I think that while it seems silly to others, I've had enough experiences with animals to think differently. I don't think humans are the only animals capable of complex emotions…

No, it's the other way around. The males are forced to walk behind the females at all times. Deer misandry!

I like how at the end the deer's all "give me the damn ball, you mutt or I'll stomp a mudhole in your ass."

Yes, but I feel like you didn't address the important issue. Will there be pie or pie like food there? If so, please describe said pie. For science.

That picture is making me itch to finish the job. Hello OCD!

Thanks for pointing out the error. But that would be in Fred's logic, because he was the one who initially compared getting raped while being drunk to being mugged for waving $100 in the ghetto. The whole scenario is ridiculous, hence the reason why I upped it to try to make him see how ridiculous the argument.…

I knew about the mourning for the dead, but I didn't realize how intelligent they were until my ex explained it to me after objecting to the treatment of circus elephants. The Save the Elephant charity is one of the few international charities I donate to.