That's fantastic. I love a good ass party.

No, I'm aware of that. Thanks though.

Me too. I know it sounds ridiculous when people anthropomorphize animals, but doesn't this just look like joy to you?

Sorry, you are right. Musky and assy. I meant sexy, not assy.

I know, like he could give you a good solid rogering and blanket you in a foul odor at the same time. So appealing.

I am an unashamed dick pic clicker.

Jeez. I would recommend locking yourself in the closet with a big bag of Cheetos and pie to avoid further birthday related trauma. That sounds awful, sorry about your friend.

Just throw it on the floor. I am a notorious carpet snorkeler.

That made me giggle because you are describing me to a tee. I felt so accomplished when I changed my own tire yesterday that I had to call my dad and crow about it. He just sighed heavily.

I read your reply and tried to take it into consideration when replying back. Just kidding, I didn't read all of it, just saw the last part mentioning wifeswapping, naughty neighbor, and roll playing and started drooling. I will be lying in a sodden pile in the corner if you want to talk.

HA! "Gay Fish" Greetings fellow D-Listed fan. Don't stop telling your 3 year old she's amazing, just insert some back handed compliments into your interactions, like "wow, that's a fantastic finger painting....if you were an infant. But we can't all be DaVinci, so I'm sure it's just fine for the fridge." That way she…

They've been together for seven years. I would imagine it would smell more like silicone marital aids and daddy issues from the stripper they brought along to inject some zing.

Dirty fuck-fiction is my favorite kind of fuck-fiction. I would watch the hell out of it. I'm not ashamed to admit that I find both of them wildly attractive, well Angelina is, Brad just looks like a dirty hobo with a six pack. But I'll bet they are into freaky circus sex and by coincidence, so I am.

I expect to see g pig beards in Milan this year. Tres chic!

No, I caught the point, and you were utterly unwilling to catch mine from the first. I am more than willing to respond in the manner I am addressed. Your first comment gave me the idea you were trolling 'inane', 'go read a book' and 'stupid' were words that stood out to me, not to mention I seriously could not…

Nope sorry. Context is important and you are missing it, and furthermore willing to continue to engage on it when frankly, I'm not sure what your beef is. You keep spouting how logical you are when I really can't see what your issue is. I seriously had to reread your first comment a half a dozen times before I got the…

Nope, mostly because what you are saying makes no sense in the context of not just that reply, but the others I made as well. I know they are visible on the thread and apparently you chose to ignore them to focus on this one. So I think you missed the entire point of my argument, and I know I stated it clearly to…

You must have missed the comment I was mocking. You may want to read up on it if you want to join in. However, if you are all caught up and this was your version of a witty riposte...well I'm sure it sounded better in your head. Here's your participation trophy.

Yes, I've been called a stupid dumb bitch before by my oldest regarding who stole my reading glasses (hint: they were on my head).

Came for the dick, leaving disappointed :(