I gotta agree with your take. We send people to prison to be punished, not to get raped. No one should expect to get sexually assaulted as part of their sentence. It's hideous, and it's not a joke.

Is that according the in depth study you just pulled out of your ass?

Mega horf

How about we hold you accountable for being a dick?

That garnered a startled snortle out of me. I think some of the breading on my Popeye's chicken is now permanently lodged in my nasal cavity. So thanks for that I guess.

I just got a weird vibe about her upbringing although I don't know a thing about her and it is just sheer conjecture on my part. But she was so awkwardly and aggressively sexual, I can't help but think she was coached or pushed in that direction. But yeah, she should definitely continue to be the spray tanned, fake…

Oh ew. I just can't tell who to be more disgusted with in that scenario. I'm going to settle with Pimp Mom instead of Hooker Tot or Lustful Manchild.

Eh, I don't know. Like I said the whole thing skeezes me out. My opinion varies wildly depending on how far along I am in my cycle. Right now, I feel like Courtney is the bigger victim, considering the way her mom practically pimped her out. That will change in a few minutes though, so stick around.

I love Patrick Stewart so much, I am thinking about getting a Real Doll made to look just like him. Then we can have tea parties and he can be all bald and clever right there in my living room.

HAHAHA! I have to admit she did look older than 16. He seemed genuinely crazy about her, but I can't get past the huge age gap. She seemed like a lost little girl that had suddenly gained all of this sexual power and instead of harnessing it, just turned into a grotesque caricature.

Yeah, but he was right. As much as everyone bags on her, she really was a naturally pretty girl. Also, I love how you know all the gossip.

I gotta admit, I would only fake it if I knew Prince Hot Ginge was tagging along to give me PIV resuscitation.

I don't know, I used to respect him and thought he was an incredibly underrated actor. Then he hooked up with Hooker Tot, it's just sad to me. He kind of gave up everything to be with her, and she just treated him like a means to an end. Plus, it just grosses me out.

Okay, so you are Courtney's old boobs, please explain what was wrong with you in the first place. Why did she replace you? You were just fine the way you were. Now her new titties are all purple and I hear they drink and occasionally snort adderall. They also raw dog old creepy men who look like hobos. You were too…

Bam creeps me out for some reason. He seems like the kind of guy that would ask all of his friends to sniff his fingers after he was done getting some action.

I could put that shit together for three fiddy. Looks like I've got my next profit making venture.

I want that job so fucking bad. I could act so fucking sophisticated and shit if I really tried. Also, I don't take anything seriously.

Did you get any burns? Because mine left a bit of a chafe mark.

Those delicious hip jerks made my panties melt :(