I must have watched that gif for a solid 5 minutes. Run kitties run

That mental image made me urk.

I have to politely disagree, and this is just my anecdotal experience from working in a place that catered to wealthy older people, they are assholes and don't bother being polite. I get the same thin lipped, crazy eyed response from them when I shop on Sundays with the church crowd. Rude. Rude. Rage inducingly rude.…

Yeah, and that's the difference. When I was 16-17, there was a lady who came in to our McDonalds with very specific needs during breakfast. She only allowed me to wait on her, and I would be pulled from whatever I was doing, otherwise she would start getting loudly agitated. The relief in her eyes when I came to the…

Naw, you're awesome.

I am so classy I would gobble this pretzel dick with my pinkie out. Because I am ladylike as fuck.

Yup. Sometimes without the five bucks to spend, I would unspool a bunch of toilet paper in public bathrooms.

That got unnecessarily ugly pretty quickly. Thank you Rush, Bill, Sarah, Sean, et al for amplifying the woman hate and making sure that even an innocent question will get treated like it's an hour long screed against the patriarchy.

See also: gruesome handjob injuries, diminished wiping capabilities, facial scarring from freak makeup application accidents, and hep c from the dumb ass who put these monstrosities on your fingers.

I am scared to death of ducks and geese, they are mean as hell. Delicious, but mean.

You didn't take a break from trolling because instead of being neutral, you immediately jumped in with an argument about how feminists don't care for men. Instead of listening to the poster that answered you back with a reasoned response like BVK, you attacked her for what, not being upset enough? You just wanted…

Wow. Not even sure how to address this. You don't know every feminist, but you hate them all. Feminists are annoying and worthless and care only for themselves. So, except for the information regarding the kidnapping of boys (which after a quick search I found that Gawker, The Independent, and BBC all covered contrary…

So what did 'your kind' do? Seeing as how you are soooo outraged and all. Did you protest to raise awareness? Lobbied to get it recognized? Send a tip to gawker telling them they overlooked this important story and should give it equal coverage? Or did you just go on a website and talk about how shitty feminazis are?

Again, and this time without the sarcasm, last time I checked feminists didn't own major news outlets. The only way I find out about anything that truly happens outside the US is Al Jazeera or sometimes BBC and I honestly don't recall hearing those reports. So, having been informed, it is every bit as horrifying. You…

So feminists are responsible for what is getting reported in the news? Obviously feminists own every major news outlet and control what is spoon fed to the public. You caught on to our dastardly plan.

Ebola is so basic. I feel the United States deserves something spectacular, like a mixture of hemorrhagic fever, leprosy, rabies, and the flu. At first you get super mad and bitey, then you bleed, then a body part falls off every time you sneeze. America, FUCK YEAH!

I remember when I was little, my parents gave me one of my grandma's purses. I found a $20 in one of the pockets and stuffed it under my pillow and acted like the tooth fairy gave it to me. When I waved it in front of my jealous siblings the next morning, my mom said "uh no" and snatched it away. I was convinced that…

Yes I would. Even with the teef, I totally would.

That was fucking hilarious. And also spot on.

I read them years ago, I ordered them from Good Vibrations. They were...interesting, mostly because while bondage turned me on, I didn't really understand BDSM. It introduced me to pony play, orgies, my first full on gay sex scene, nipple torture, brutal whippings, and some other stuff that I don't quite remember.…