Could happen I suppose. I think I remember her saying that they didn't discuss business, therefore they are friends. Makes sense. I've had numerous people in my life I've loved, despite differing ideologies. I only have an issue when people are hateful.

Exactly. I can barely get through a conversation with someone who mildly disagrees with me without my eye twitching. I couldn't stand being around someone who just hated me because of something so fundamental to my being.

He seems like an evil troll or whatever, but you can be friends with someone you disagree with. Having said that, I would be too busy giving him hateful death glares everytime he opened his mouth. She's a better person than I am.

Pffft, what's little arterial spurt and cracked bones between friends?

ALL THE BLACK DOGGIES, I WANT THEM.

This is the kind of shit that goes on in my head all of the time. Like when I got read a story about a dude putting a bottle in someone's butt and I had to figure out the logistics before I could sleep. Hint: a lot of butter.

I hate pants and shoes. They are tyrannical monsters that confine me when I only want to be free.

I love being praised because I have a validation fetish, but only if it is sincere. If someone is kissing my ass (for what? I have no power at my job) and praising me insincerely, I am likely to develop a hardcore hatred for them that may include a wax likeness full of pins.

Armadillos: They can NECROTIZE YOUR FLESH AND ROT YOUR LIMBS OFF with cuteness

I was in basic when the Wall came down, so I missed out on all the coverage. It's funny, now that we have near constant coverage of the entire globe it would have been unthinkable that something this monumental happened without us witnessing it.

Madeleine is wise in the ways of floor food ninja skillz. I make a quick shoulder check for any Judgey Judertons in the vicinity and then pop it into my gob. This is America, I can eat dirty food if I want.

That was actually quite beautiful, almost poetic. I have always looked back on my life and have seen my failures as singular and forgot that I have infinite possibilities ahead. Thank you for this.

I have demonstrated on numerous occasions that I will eat chocolate off of the floor with no shame, demonstrated by the 1 day old half Heath bar I plucked from the floor and plopped into my chew hole during a blizzard this winter. Not even math would stop me from carpet snorkeling when there is chocolate on the line.

*Phew* So relieved. I would hate to have another love slave hanging around. The full on slap fights for my affection get tiresome after a while.

STOP MAKING ME BE RECONSIDER MY "NO BANG" POLICY FOR HEMSY.

Now now, not so fast with Hunnam. There is something dirty about him that appeals to me, but only when he has facial hair. Otherwise he is just generically handsome. Ruffalo on the other hand looks like he's a biter. Mmmmmmm.

HAHAHA! That sucks. I was with a man for three years, totally crazy and hella horny for him, always crawling all over him for sex, but it took an act of god to orgasm with him.

Don't know, I feel like it may be a focus thing for me. If I am distracted during my build up, I'm done for a while.

I don't want to be mean because he seems nice, he just comes across as dim to me in some of the interviews I've read. I can't fuck someone I can't talk to afterwards.

I would take MARK RUFFALO over Chris Hemsworth any day. Muscles don't make a man sexy.