Exactly. I could bang any number of men, but ew. Considering how much shitty casual sex I had when I was younger, I would rather have sex with something with batteries.

No, absolutely. I can't orgasm after drinking heavily, which is a shame because it makes me sooper horny.

So you are a sexual camel. Good to know I'm not the only one in the desert.

Pfft...I'm going on three years. At first it was no big deal, even though I've always had a healthy libido, I just wanted to get in a better place in my head. The last few months have been hell though; getting turned on by rando guys who smell delicious and are halfway intelligent. The last straw was me almost…

"You don't know what a dutch rudder is? Here Mark, lemme show you. Grab my arm, I'm grabbing my dick, you're grabbing my arm... now work it."

Or lure it for hoarding purposes...

That gif is breaking my heart. My sweet James is begging me for something! What does he want?! I'LL DO IT JAMES, EVEN BUTT STUFF!

My kids and I talk about that episode all of the time. WT actual F?

I read through the whole thing thinking "Should I just admit I think he's sexy? I don't want to objectify him." ;)

Yeah, silly feminists! Only maybe not, I've seen the meme. It's like the "You Gonna Get Raped" meme.

That tiny reptile is terribly efficient at dispensing shade.

If you feel as though I was insulting vegans, you can come out and say it instead of being passive aggressive.

You should get a research grant for that.

You can post an ad on Craigslist that says "Dear Vegan, you can have meat when you pry it from my cold dead finger licking good, er, hands. P.S. I have some some cookbooks if you come get them at my house of animal murder."

I was prepared to hate this idea, but I've decided fuck it Chuck! Bring it!

Holy cow, me too! Despite the fact that my dad is dark, my sister and I inherited my mother's Irish coloring. Made us miserable in the summer, especially since our brother tanned golden every year and we just burned. I usually fish in Lower Roaring River, they've got rainbow and brown trout.

She is the kind of woman that gets more attractive as she ages. See also: Helen Mirren, Stockard Channing, Kate Winslet, and Minnie Driver

Blue Velvet gave the the jeebies for days.

Never thought about the fact he might be under contract. Damn you for making me forgive him!

But he knows he can say no to bad scripts, right? It kind of makes me sad, mostly because I used to be a huge fan (yeah, yeah, I am a 13 year old boy trapped in a grown woman's body).