Certainly! I haven't fished yet this year, but I have a trip planned next month. It feels good to be on that bank in the shade.

Yes! I am terrified of hissing geese and have been attacked at least a dozen times by them. The ones at the stocked lake I used to fish at were the worst.

Done.

Bewb flavored cheetos? Can I join in your fancy party with Butters?

He's on a conference call with these guys.

Hmmm, seems legit and not some kind of weird fetish at all.

Yeah, it's a flat nose cat, I don't think it could breathe under that ham.

Not like those basic bitch cats that will tear up some Meow Mix and think they are all fancy and shit.

Little tiny hooves! Bacon terrorizing cats! These gifs have it all!

I feel as though you made that up. But it's wonderful so I am going to advance it as a fact to everyone I talk to from now on. When questioned, I am going to blame you, hope that's okay.

*wink* Twas your trolling that caught my eye. Promise I am done following you around though. I just thought the rape comment was pretty horrible.

In my case, it is chicken. As soon as the special kitty smells chicken, he barrels into the kitchen and howls until I relent. Ham gets an offended sniff and a good look at the brown eye.

Reabsorbed in the womb :( Sadly, I feel as though mankind could benefit greatly from prehensile tails.

I could have saved you from doing all of that research on domestication. Their ears are floppy so I can fondle them without getting growled at.

I know, right?

Damn, I missed it, you gain an extra point, 3/10.

Like.....pinatas?

Perhaps you can join the military then, if you feel so strongly about saving our country. You may even consider the border patrol, considering your view on pussy ass liberals. Otherwise you are all talk and hatred and no action.

It covered the basics, but I feel as though this commenter failed to stretch his range. He completely ignored racist tropes, name calling, pseudoscientific facts, and a screed about "jerbs." I have to respectfully disagree and rate him a 2/10.

Nice try sweetie. According to you, your ancestors came here legally. So it's pride on one page and prejudice on another? They have meds for that, you know.