*yawn* troll smarter, not harder

Did you get a little thrill in the pit of your stomach while you typed out those words? You know, Daddy's still not going to love you, no matter what you post on the internet.

No, I actually used to be a big fan. One of my favorite romantic comedies was The Wedding Singer, but I think he needs to be put out to pasture. At least until he gets his mojo back.

Seriously, how is Adam Sandler even getting work? His shtick is getting a bit thin.

My sons have different fathers, my oldest has my surname and the youngest has his father's. My biggest regret is not pushing for him to have my name since his father abandoned him. I wish I could have someone included my mom's maiden name as well, both my parents are super badass and their lines ended with them.

I've been thinking about watching it on Netflix, but can't handle rape torture porn. Is it a linear story, can I skip it and still be able to follow the plot?

I just wanted to say that you have to be very careful when interacting with birds.

More like a Venus Cat Trap.

Doesn't matter, had sex.

You sound like me. Everytime my life turns to shit and I think I can't handle the anxiety anymore I think, "well they can't kill me, only make my life more miserable." Yay for pessimistic optimism!

My only regret is that I have but one star to give.

*yawn* You done yet?

She hates immigrants. Her parents are immigrants. She also thinks anchor babies should be deported. She is an anchor baby. How's that for some self-hating shit...and then there is this. She is seriously unhinged.

"I'm a hot toe picker from Topeka." One of my favorite episodes.

Fantastic routine! Let's see any of those bitches at the Olympics top that.

*sigh* asshole

I am just imagining what would happen if Cher and Dolly Parton took the stage at the same time. I think their combined powers of awesomeness would tear a hole in the space/time continuum and release the Elder Gods from their eternal prison. As the rest of the masses are gibbering with fear and madness, the…

Sorry, for me it is Jaeger bombs FTW. Because you gotta get up to get down.

Do you parents have prominent bald spots on their heads from all of the hair pulling?

Finally. Do you know how many kittens I had to sacrifice?