(but yeah it’s time to trade him IMO)

Counterpoint: Nah.

Needs more singing

someone, somewhere, is hanging onto him in a keeper league

I'm starting to think he'll never play in the nfl again.

Hey, my guys are busy this summer, don’t look at me.

I plan to establish that before a jury of his peers. Now to find 12 mass murderers.

lol

“Well, you can’t just lock up all of them. It would be too obvious.” - Ferguson Police Department

I only go to titty bars based on their Yelp reviews.

Judging by the picture they announced it during fan appreciation day?

Dammit Bobby. It’s not a ‘sweet deal’. It’s the fair and honest price every customer deserves.

Stricklin got well and truly grilled.

Why would I ever go down to the train tracks when you never invite me over?

I feel like Obi-Wan would be the worst possible co-pilot when you are trying to drive somewhere.

I never realized just how much Mr Rogers looks like Tom Cavanagh.

This is just like the time when I broke my hand playing Golden Tee, while drunk at a bar. I eventually recovered physically, but the mental scars remained. Can’t tell you how many times I was asked to play. But I just couldn’t.

I give her a thumb up on that performance

I knew a fellow who probably would’ve chased the same dream, but unfortunately, he lost more than an arm.

I deserve that.