THe vIPeR Is CoMInG bACk?! I’M sO SurPrISeD! iT HAs A v8 aNd nOT ThE OUtDaTED V10, oH wOW WHaT a ShOCkEr, NeVER sAw THaT coMInG.  

Shot it with a gun! A GUN!!!! Wait, what else would he have SHOT it with? Stating the implied makes for dumb sounding headlines.

Just going to leave this here - https://youtu.be/SDlpqjEBTD0?t=44s

Makes that guy in the M car leaving Cars and Coffee look like a total amature now.

Same reason people on the east coast of Florida should never receive federal funding whenever a hurricane predictable wipes out half the state. We need to stop rewarding stupid choices. Yeah, it’s nice to have your mansion on a big hill where the soil is prone to sliding under the right conditions, but it shouldn’t be…

A couple years ago I dove a 4C and a Cayman back to back. The 4C is definitely a more entertaining car. So I guess you have to quantify “better” for us? If you want sedated feeling daily driver, the Porsche is definitely better. However we’re talking about sports cars, right? Something that is a second car you take…

I live in Vermont and get around just fine with 2WD cars. Nobody ‘needs’ AWD. We get plenty of snow and freezing rain, and we even pump our own gas! Unless you’re heading out to Mt. Hood every weekend there is NO reason to have a 4X4 in Portland. In fact I got a rental Ford Focus up to timberline lodge in a blizzard…

They pretty much got it right. Here in the future people are lazy as fuck and get around in their motorized chairs, nobody cares about actually driving a car, they just want everything to be automated and done for them. Fuck, I hate the future.

You mean this - http://dp.subaru.com/dp13-1-mods-wrx-crosstrek

Hahaha Jalopnik, your idea, that’s cute... To bad it’s been done, more than once by Vermont SportsCar employees. There have even been articles profiling the cars.

Haha, that was my first thought too.

Extremly powerful cars are hard to control, even the most expereinced drivers can crash. Shit happens, end of story.

I fully support her choice of car.

I agree. The C7 is ostentatious. While the C6 Z06 is hardly understated, it’s got much more appealing and timeless line in my opinion. It’s still plenty fast for how well 99.89% of the population can drive too. 

AWD with an automatic! Good job BMW! ULTIMATE DRIVING MACHINE!

If money was no object, 100% would take one of these over any modern “hyper car” offering.

Cars are stupid and a waste of money. Don’t buy a Porsche, you can go just as fast in a Toyota Corolla for way less.

Australia currently challenging Florida for most Florida man like behavior.  

When is it not the wrong time to drop a performance SUV? They’re stupid beyond belief and shouldn’t exist, so it’s always the wrong time to introduce a new one.

We have reached the pinnacle of pointless!