We don’t eat cheesesteaks you fucking dipshit. Roast Pork or bust.

And many Mets fans made him feel at home.

If he wanted to use an app to get access to balls, shouldn’t he have used Grindr?

Nah, all you gotta do is give yourself a French name like Laperriere and Avery will turtle like a bitch.

so did this guy:

I would love to see his Tinder conversations.

Give the kid a break, he learned how to play defense from James Harden.

Counterpoint; Rubén Amaro Jr.

Why would the Cubs even want Chapman? There's no designated hitter in the NL...

It’s not that weird when you consider that he’s a bitch.

At least Giancarlo Stanton has gone on strike until conditions improve.

I just assume that everyone in Florida is committing some sort of crime.

No, this story is about the fact that you are actively misrepresenting what happened, and perpetuating a narrative that has been discredited. It is NOT about uncovering the truth of what happened.

I laughed.

This guy is now in second place.

Something associated with Texas really wanted a Lynch? Surely you jest!

This is demonstrably untrue. I watched Arrieta’s last start. He was throwing 140 MPH and breaking swung bats in half. So you need to check your facts.

This never would’ve happened if Chip Kelly were still alive.

@Hatey McLife: Tim Lincecum has a hollowed out bat, too...

I just X-rayed my game-used A-Rod bat. Are there any X-ray technicians out there who can help me analyze this?