My Series of Violent Flops: How I Tried and Failed at Skiing

In this very comment section, he’s already implied that people with autism are all rapists.

Pretty on brand for Italy, a nation where sexual assault has essentially be greenlit by its courts*.

I had it in my head that the original Beverly Hills Cop was the movie me and my friends went wild over and watched again and again as (very, very young) kids, but - after watching it a few weeks back - realised it was the sequel we all had recorded on VHS and watched every other weekend.

Where’s Donald Glove fit into all of this?

I collaborate with myself all the time. And despite what my mother told me, I haven’t went blind.  

Maggie Mull was a writer on Not Dead Yet, which explains that.  (He was the first obituary ghost; his on-screen widow remained a supporting character.)

“The deadliest profession in the world” being Baldwin’s cinematographer?

Same thing with Indy in Dial of Destiny. 

Shit like this makes me angry because it ignores the geological reality of the passing of this much time. Land shifts. Oceans rise and fall. The idea that this is a singular ever-flat piece of land over billions of year is... so fucking stupid.

I’m going to call all my witchy friends to put a hexen you for this comment.

Some motherfuckin movie studios are always trying to ice skate uphill

It was Bloom County, and the entire thing is collected in Happy Trails. It’s the arc that concluded the series. Trump gets hit by his own boat anchor and his brain is transplanted into Bill the Cat’s body. The entire arc is just relentlessly dunking on him for his already lengthy track record of being a sleazeball.

In my defense, I wasn’t alive in the 80’s. He was definitely a name I recognized, but before he ran for office, he just didn’t enter my orbit other than as “pop culture personality.” I know he’s not a very smart person, but his apparently genuine confusion and not being universally beloved when he opened up wide about…

And even though there’s 512 possibilities, my fucking router’ll still assign two of the eight devices hooked up to it the same fucking IP. 

10.23.26?  That’s not even a full IPv4 address!

I tried watching Kenneth Branagh's Hamlet on there once. But the branding never came up for some reason, so I never knew for sure. Was it Tubi, or not Tubi? That is the question I was asking myself.

So you're saying that just isn't Happening?

“Christ, you’re seriously planning to announce a cartoon version of Watchmen with a really ugly art style? When were you planning to do it?”