Snakes and spiders and box jellyfish and blue-ringed occies are cool; horses are just outright cunts.

recycle Terrry Gilliam’s old 16 tons animation from MPFC

Based on the lack of musical numbers in this trailer I can only assume this is a musical.

Ouch! Right in the gloin.

It’s a pretty strong theory, and it does line up with an attitude I remember people having towards Disney when I was a kid: “It’s always the same old story, a princess who wants love, a magical villain, some cute sidekick, yada yada.” Pixar broke the mold for a while, but even the “Imagine if [x] had feelings” jokes…

“But I don’t wanna be a pothead!”

Down.

“These reefers are making me angsty!”

I’m guessing since they’re clean up guys, its an ode to Winston Wolf, but there’s two of them. Wouldn’t be surprised to see Harvey Keitel show up at some point.

I watched a Benedict Arnold documentary for this?

No love for the Dreyfus Affair smdh

If not one review of this movie is titled “Atlas? Shrug.” I swear I’ll need to become some movie website’s logline editor.

Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey: A Knives Out Mystery

With his movies I always feel like I leave them knowing less than I did about them before seeing it.

And my mitten! (Just the one)

It’s certainly nothing new to have add-ons, but the idea of charging for every little thing and taking features that were advertised as being part of the ticketed experience and removing them to an entirely separate experience/facility to this extreme level is new.

Whenever POCCU isn’t on screen the audience should be asking “Where’s POCCU?”

“IF”? More like “OOOF”, amirite?

It really is (and they really are).  

How is the existence of an entertaining end-credits stunt reel something of a surprise or an oddity? Have you never seen a Jackie Chan film?