“Look, plane: I’m still charging you fifteen bucks for this haircut.” 

That said, I’m not immediately against the idea.

Honestly, not enough violent sexual imagery in this vid. 

*John Oliver rushes over to Adam Driver’s house with a dump truck filled with nachos*

In the midst of a contentious Golden Globes season, the whole town is on edge wh

Set in Ireland? Ruth Wilson can use her accent from The Affair.

I feel like I just watched a movie where the whole town on edge a

Keegan Michael-Key is truly the Michael Caine of our time. Caine’s quote about Jaws 4 seems to typify Key’s work ethos as well: “I have never seen the film, but by all accounts it was terrible. However I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific.”

*Produce Guy Voice* “He’s from the other movie!”

I remember watching the scene where Ape Helena Bonham-Carter was getting frisky with one of the other apes, and just thinking, “What is the film wanting me to feel here?”

I would give the movie points if Statham’s character actually commanded bees and used them to kill people, but as far as I can tell, bees don’t play into the action at all.

Do you even know how to fly this thing?

Noooooooope!

Or go 1000 years into the future like they did in the Star Wars Legacy comic series, so everyone’s dead, but the beginning and end states can be mostly whatever you want.

Exactly. There’s a wealth of influences to draw from and it practically writes itself.

Prediction: Monica Barbaro’s “Phoenix” will be sporting the mustache.

Top Gun: Live. Die. Repeat

When I was a kid in the 70's and 80's, Star Wars was cool as shit. Since then it’s just been shit. 

I want to see Finn hunting down the First Order war criminals who were kidnapping children to brainwash into being Stormtroopers, dammit! Why is this so hard?

Ethical quandaries like, “Is it proper to have sex with your commanding officer if you’ve both passed Warp 10 and turned into lizards?”