In 2023, “optics” will have to substitute for scruples.

Damn. Sometimes something is so embarrassing that the best way to mock it is to just copy it exactly with no changes. Just brutal.

With Earl Hindman dead, maybe Wilson died too but Tim never notices, talking to a hat on a skull for years.

I don't think so, Tim.

We have to deal with the larger problem, that the ageless entity which calls itself Glen Powell can not be stopped by any human power. Our only hope is the yet-to-be-born saviour, Sydney Sweeney.

Silly. It was clearly Taylor Swift! 

Some names look like they should always have an exclamation point after them, and Selznick! is one of them.

“New York is almost like it’s own character in this film. And it’s a spider.”

The Barbmarvelheimers

“Mushroom lasagna, here we come!”

I really appreciate puns of this calibre.

You should have given some trigger warnings for that.

I didn’t see ONE commercial on television.

I guess today is the day you learn that actors going out and promoting the new movie they’re in (on stuff like talk shows and etc) is also... advertising.

You know who the real superheroes are? The teacher. The factory worker. The single mom working two jobs to feed her kids.

This will give work to hundreds of Black actors as they’ll be needed to portray the slaves toiling in his childhood Apartheid emerald mine.

Why? We already have Glass Onion.

I’ve had gastroenteritis that was more satisfying than ‘Rise of Skywalker’.

I just came back from seeing this, and my two cents is it’s a much better movie than this review makes out. The three leads are fun and have great chemistry. It has a similar crazy space feel to the Guardians movies, but a less grimy aesthetic. It honestly could have been a bit longer to give some elements time to…