It was written for the 2008 election, but David Sedaris put it best: you’re on a plane and told that your meal options are chicken, or a plate of shit with bits of broken glass in it. To be an undecided voter at this point is to ask how the chicken is cooked.

Just have them all film with masks. I can’t see anything going wrong with digitally removing something from Henry Cavil’s face.

at least the geriatric taxi driver seemed to have a sense of humor about the whole thing...

Absolutely. I’m more than happy to separate the art from the artist...once the artist is dead.

Stone was in Mulan, though! You must not have recognized her when she was in-character as the shifting and diverse terrains of China.

Pretty sure they were both Kenny Banya.

And it’s not as if Spielberg hasn’t traded in corny optimism for much of his career (I say this admiringly).

The boys in this scenario would be the townies drinking in the woods, driving pick up trucks, and beating up the spoiled college kids.

I’m not sure about the age limit. Wow, googling didn’t help as well. I have to look into this.

The...Frat Boys?

Or it turns out that it’s just one person, with DID, whose personalities are all very boring.

Okay, but what about The Super Sexy Young Boys? See, the “super” in there clearly shows that they’re referencing the powered aaaaaaaand my lawyer just called.

Starring Robert Pattinson, Timothee Chalamet, Kiera Knightly, Elizabeth Debicki, Bill Skarsgård, and Daniel Craig.

More like Gooutsky Method, amiright?

I didn’t like the original 20th Century, it was really rough around 39-45 minute mark.

Still though, if we had to cast an all-black reading of Seinfeld, Eric Andre as Kramer is a slam-dunk

I mainly enjoy this because Judas is a bearded, business-suited Hans Gruber-type villain.  “Congratulations, you’re alive.”

You know how some humor gets better with repetition?

They all just happen to be in the same quarantine bubble.

“This July, let he who is without sin kick the first ass.”