For me, it’s the sheer repetitiveness. I’m not going to the movies every day, but even if I were, you’re usually seeing different trailers with different films. I watch a few things on HBO, so I’m seeing their same handful of trailers a few times a night, a few nights a week. I’m actively angry at the one with the…

Schröïdiocat

Come on now, this is subtext 101. Drogon’s flames melting down the Iron Throne clearly represented the endless hot takes aimed at the show by an army of overworked, click-hungry pop culture commentators.

I still maintain that the perfect continuation of this series is a time jump to the 1970s, the Abbey is now owned by a drugged-up rock star who keeps holding “new age religious ceremonies” which are basically just thinly-veiled orgies, and Ghost Lord Grantham can only float around invisibly and watch in abject horror.

Who are you? The Master of Spelling?

I’m trying to order a Heroin table, it’s a thing on Pinterest, but not on Amazon.

We’re all very proud of you for not liking something.

“Sorry, that joke normally kills.”

If by “Arlington” you mean “economy,” then, yes.

Postscript:

so that the show could use its budget in less episodes

Then clumsily banging his sword on his chair.

Much appreciation to Tobias Menzies. Edmure making a play for the throne was exactly the laugh I needed this episode.

Sooo..... does this mean we aren’t going to get Lady Stoneheart?

Don’t you care whether the whiny little girl gets the throne? And if not Jon Snow, then definitely Daenerys!

LAFAYETTE

A sequel? I was hoping for Das Reboot.

Holy moly I wish there was a Law and Order/Supernatural/X-Files/Doctor Who remix of Game of Thrones that would go on forever. Just case after case - maybe they dig deeper into the White Walkers mythology for years and THEN let it fizzle out! They could invent epidemiology by investigating a grayscale outbreak! Find…

WAHHHHHHHH MY BEDTIME STORY WAS NOT TO MY LIKING WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHH I COULD WRITE A BETTER ONE

I WON’T

BUT HEAR ME OUT: I COULD

A Raisin in a Star