Hey, he didn’t say which five years.

Oh snap, I forgot to have Ernie killed. Meh, it’s late, I won’t bother.

Supernatural ending after 5 seasons would have deprived us of “The French Mistake,” one of the greatest episodes in TV history.

Leviathans were season 7 (which we are in the middle of rewatching right now). 11 was good too (Amara), plus anything involving Mr. Ketch.

One hopes that “migrate off Kinja” will include moving to a platform that isn’t a pile of radioactive garbage.

I remember everything I need to remember about this show:

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Nemo.

You can’t just pound on your keyboard and expect us to believe those are the names of real people.

Aw, too bad for Lesne Grolat.

But on the other hand, if he hadn’t lived as long and had done less damage, he’d be less prominent, so we wouldn’t have cared as much. So, the longer he lived, the happier we are that he’s dead; but the longer he lived, the sadder we are that he did more damage. I shall henceforth call this the Rush Limbaugh is a Big…

Every so often I remember that Limbaugh died and I get a little frisson of glee.

“Fin Fang Farm-to-Table” is my pick for the best sight gag in the modern Marvel era.

Avengers: Lower Decks

Full name: Nelephant Furtive-Avocado

ATTENTION EVERYONE: KATIE RIFE HAS RETURNED. Who says all good things must come to an end?

I don’t go back and rewatch stuff that often any more, but 12 Angry Men is one I do hit every couple of years.

Is It Peeta? was forced to stop production when Mikey Day cut into a tree with a chef’s knife and discovered that it was, in fact, Peeta.

You arrogant ass! You’ve killed us!

Be careful, Pete. Mosht things in here don’t react well to commentsh.

Does this mean Jack Ryan wrote a biography of a pop star who hadn’t even been born yet? Wicked.