The numbers nerd in me wants all these metrics to be in time. Hours or minutes, not number of shows (not all shows have equal-length episodes or numbers of episodes per season). Hell, ideally also in dollars of production cost. If there’s (to invent some numbers) 10,000 hours of scripted content in 2022 and 10,000 in…

Sir, this is the Internet. No subtletly is permitted.

Given how often people (including here) stan for these corporate behemoths, it seems that such reminders are, in fact, necessary.

And here I’ve just been using a Madonna concert background in my video calls like a sucker, when I could have actually been at a Madonna concert the whole time!

That’s what you get for paying attention to the opinions of randos. Including me.

He wasn’t, it’s just a clumsy sentence construction. Parentheses for clarity:

[obligatory complaining about endless franchises]

I too need exercise after eating too many wontons.

Yes, exactly, which is why we always need to keep in mind any time a corporation does a seemingly good thing that they should be praised for doing a good thing but should not be thought of as being good.

He can be two things!

Even socialists need haircuts! Especially Marx! Have you seen that guy’s beard?

Schmigadoon! was fun but I think it was better in the concept than the execution. The second season especially felt like a lot of fairly weak and meandering connective tissue between the songs.

Nobody suggested you lecture your barber about capitalism.

I mean, his tone is stupid, but the fact remains that Netflix is a for-profit company that is doing this because they think it will make them money, not out of the goodness of their hearts. They should be commended for doing a good thing even if it’s for profit reasons, but we must never forget why they’re really…

Christ’s Fuckin’ Shit-Arse You Wanker Cunt, Unending Tirade of Profanity a Video

Who says they can’t write well? That’s some AAA trolling right there.

I guess DC stands for “Director’s Cut”

Adam Driver screaming about nachos was the best thing about What If. The second best thing is that the title of that movie was actualy The F Word but the MPAA threw a hissy fit, because they are a bunch of whiny fucks.

Not even to really claim Irishness, just to jokingly say she’s Irish! As a joke!

I don’t even like horror but I would pay good money to see a slasher flick where the slasher was Scarlett Johansson. I don’t mean she plays the slasher, I mean she’s playing herself.