Well, not literally, but jokingly so in the sense that Luke was a “man of god.”

Well, it’s not quite an Amber Ruffin, and not quite a Wendy Williams, but man... *chuckles* So to answer your question, I don’t know.

Why does everyone in this town still use AltaVista?

I’m hooked on the continuing antics of Gul Khloe.

God, I miss when I was only 36.

And there it is. I saw a number of people earlier this year predict that Zaslav’s goal was to make WBD more appealing for a merger of some kind.

You left some “f” out of that last sentence.

If it keeps him away from properties that I care about, sure. Have him do a whole five-movie Fortnite Cinematic Universe, or whatever the fuck.

Yeah. The final season would be, what will Guillermo do next? I assume the vamps are all going to think about the future and then ultimately fall back into their old rhythms (one of the show’s ongoing premise-jokes being that vampires have a huge amount of trouble changing as people).

It turns out that not every theater or community is exactly the same. The theaters I go to rarely have any of those things.

The snark of the AV Club’s glory days was always (or almost always) aimed at targets who earned it. Someone making a really good movie and being cool about it wouldn’t have gotten Sean O’Neal’s ire, because O’Neal wasn’t a fucking hack.

But is Britta in this?

I mean, obviously. The instant RDJ appeared on-screen in Oppenheimer I shrieked, “Oh my god, it’s Cassie!” The police and paramedics who dragged me screaming out of the theater all agreed with me.

She’s one of those actors who (evidently) really needs to connect with the material, and probably the director, in order to give a good performance. And she’s given some great ones. If not, then she just kinda zones out and phones it in (see: Twilight—or rather, don’t).

“forced to”

Presumably so that he can yell “fuck no” at Bob Iger and slam the phone down.

Don’t blame me; I voted for Thanos!

I chuckled out loud at that idea. Have a star.

That would be pretty neat, actually. Mostly what I’m trying to avoid is some labored exposition like “oh yeah he looks different because [technobabble], now let’s get back to the punching.” Your idea would be fune. And that way, if one of the new Kangs turns out to be problematic, they’re easily replaced!

Best approach: Recast Kang, and simply don’t comment on the fact that he looks different. The characters don’t need to acknowledge it. It’s the same character played by a different actor, it’s happened before, it doesn’t need in-world explanations.