Call it Los Chicos, you cowards!

If you haven’t watched Line Goes Up, now’s the time!

Please don’t call it that.

Man, I saw the words “Mark Harmon” but my brain said “Dan Harmon.” Then I saw the picture, and I was like, holy shit Dan got old.

One of the Grimms’, I imagine.

Word for word, everything you just siad.

Whoa! Huge slam on Avril Lavigne out of nowhere!

Oh yeah! I distinctly remember thinking “Sure, Jan” at the time.

Andy Dwyer has entered the chat

Godzilla is minus one! All others are minus two, or lower.

Several years ago I took one of my kids to a Minecraft convention here in LA. One of the attractions was the author of the tie-in novel Minecraft: The Island... Max Brooks. Yes, that Max Brooks, signing copies of the book.

To some degree I think these directors probably know what’s going on, and see “directed a Marvel movie” as something that will help their career continue, even if it’s not as a big-budget director. Marvel trusted me with a $150 million budget, the movie made a lot of money, so yes, you can hire me for endless numbers…

Yeah. The guy who made Eagle vs Shark, Hunt for the Wilderpeople, What We Do in the Shadows, and Jojo Rabbit definitely gets to call himself an auteur if he wants, jokingly or not.

Hey, I’ll gladly accept said egg if it means we get something interesting. Also: Mmmm, egg.

I don’t know if you actually saw it, but... yeah. Napoleon in this movie is portrayed as being a kind of semi-autistic weirdo who mumbles profound things and only once or twice actually has an interesting conversation. I don’t know to what degree it’s Phoenix’s fault or Scott’s or the writers’, but they managed to…

I mean, there’s worse ideas.

I feel like this show is basically Downton Abbey with all the interesting bits turned way down. Remember in the third episode of Downton when the Turkish ambassador tries to seduce Mary and then dies in her room, and they have to sneak his corpse back to his room to avoid a scandal? With this show’s approach, Mary…

Friday: The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes. I actually really enjoyed this. I’m no huge fan of the original movies (I saw the first two in the theater, didn’t see the last two until years after they came out), but this was a solid, well-constructed movie. I actually cared about the characters, and was…

I mean to some degree, once you’re in your 40s the need to identify a “best” friend feels a little juvenile.

“you could sometimes accuse series creator Hwang Dong-hyuk of abandoning subtext entirely and laying it all on a little thick.”