*ticks “nostalgia” box*

What do we, as an audience, even want out of Bond any more? The essential elements that make a Bond movie (as opposed to other spy fantasy movies) are well-worn by this point, and it’s been quite a long time since any of them really did anything new. At their best lately, they’re solid action movies that are…

“Basics,” for Bond, of course, means attracting a ton of attention by punching/shooting people in public and blowing things up. Just like real spies!

Label discussions like this are almost always totally pointless. Labels are useful shorthand for describing something if you don’t have the time or inclination to get into a longer discussion of the thing’s nature and characteristics, but by nature of their brevity, labels are inherently limited in how much useful…

This is true of all movies.

Not that I generally disagree about DiCaprio, but I wouldn’t take behavioral advice from James “Asshole When On Set” Cameron.

Who will be played by—you guessed it—Frank Stallone.

Oh for sure. As bad as for-profit corporations can be, “private equity” companies are basically the absolute fucking worst.

This only happened because he infiltrated Adam Aron’s dreams and told him it was a good idea.

Just for context, Univision (or what it’s technically now called, TelevisaUnivision) has 14,000 employees and annual revenue in the $4 billion range. Yeah, that’s not as big as Disney, but that’s still quite firmly in the “big corporation” ballpark.

Killed? Nah. Let’s put them in a zoo instead.

Still waitin’ for that kraken to be released.

Is it just me, or do Greg Daniels and Michael Schur look exactly alike?

Right? Every time a review pops up, I’m like, “This show? Really?” Archer is in its final season, we just had The Wheel of Time, Our Flag Means Death is airing... and they choose The Morning Show??

Alien: Res-Erection

Weird Alverine.

“...and the mastermind behind it all was... oh, let’s say, Moe.”

:(

Every car is built with a catalytic converter

Stop writing about this shit, Jesus Fucking Christ.