Shut up, the Meg.

But there’s another part of me that hates how they all flatten real events into these pat, ahistorical narratives, and kinda thinks that every historical drama should have the absolutely maximum fidelity to real-life, no matter how boring or alienating it makes the resulting product.

The A.V. Club

Honestly, wouldn’t he be a pretty good Reed Richards, especially a young version? We already know he can play a nerd who’s capable of stepping up when the going gets tough.

Because of the $99 annual pass I bought at the beginning of the year, I’ve seen every theatrical movie I’ve seen this year at the same place (LOOK Cinemas Glendale, although it has 10 auditoriums so I’m not always in the same physical space; I checked back through my confirmation emails and have seen at least one…

Set fire to executives, you say? On it!

Interesting. Makes me wonder where Remar got the info.

Couldn’t be any worse than Llamageddon.

The real Wonder Woman was ins—actually, no, I’m gonna stop me there.

Modern art doesn’t get me!

The one particular thing I liked from Jackson was how Fury gets a little goofy when romance is involved. At the diner in the flashback, and with his wife at the beginning (breakfast), he’s kinda being romantic and silly.

“Imperia; Amry”? Wow.

Oh yeah? Well, according to me, I’m Wonder Woman. Prove me wrong!

I always knew my college RA would amount to something!

That hair... hey, has anyone checked on Fabio lately?

Yes, the most effective labor negotiating tactic in history, that gave us things like the 8-hour workday and countless other things that improved the lives of workers (and did not destroy the economy the way capital always claims it will), is “myopic.” What the fuck?

*Luuke Skywalker has entered the chat*

Cardi B can throw a microphone a mile?! I guess “Cardi” is short for “Cardio”.

Nonetheless, Dench can still deadeye you at 800 yards with a .50 cal.

I did, hence the “mostly.”