I heard that Judas liked that subplot, though.

It was a clone joke!

Just one?

I was talking about the purported 2030 release date, not the general tendency of these movies to get put on hold.

As long as Chewie eventually gets crushed by a moon.

The real friends were the mistakes the A.V. Club made along the way.

Stealth Heir to the Empire adaptation, apparently? Get me some goddamn ysalamiri.

2030? 7 years from now? That seems a bit of a stretch. Presumably they’re well into the writing process by now, and if they’re taking their time (but not unduly so) then I’d expect pre-production to start later this year, filming in 2024, release at say Christmas 2025. Maybe 2026 if you want to give them a whole extra…

Thank god they blurred his crotch. Can you imagine the mass psychological damage if the public was exposed to the vague outline of a man’s genitals?

The real silo was the friends we found along the way.

I’ll do you one better: Not watching American Idol in the first place is the new American Idol.

Hey, Tom Freston. There was a time in my life when I worked for a Viacom sub-sub-subsidiary and Freston was technically in my direct reporting line. (Like, 8 levels above me.)

“so he could be guilty as sin”

Poor guy really needed a three-day weekend after all that.

*waggles eyebrows suggestively*

I’m always here for Russell, but the trailer is like tense political thriller and then a couple of times random goofy moments. I have a feeling whoever made the trailer went through a lot of antacid.

It turns out “Liebkartoffel” is German for “volunteer proofreader”!

Slow week down in the IP mines, eh?

Reminds me of when I was in college and a friend told me that Sherlock Holmes had a brother named Mycroft. I was like, what the hell, you’re making that up, why would his name sound like “Microsoft.”

I thought Anne Hathaway’s name was Anne Hathaway.