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I am a major fan of XJ Cherokees. It died to make way for the JKU, unfortunately but they are amazing vehicles. That being said, this Dealer is batshitfucking insane. I do need an XJ that clean but there is no bloody way in hades I’d ever spend that kind of money on one. When it was brand new? Hell yea. 100k miles and

Oh man, I am envious! It's been so long since I've gone to a Mexico race. There's nothing like the smell of race fuel in the morning! Enjoy dude, and take care.

This is journalism at its best. Thank you.

I have to admit that I had to Googlize wtf a capybara was.

Fucksake dude, get your dick beaters off the keyboard.

I struggle with this as well. The aughts just sounds weird, though accurate. For some reason, in conversation I automatically go to “early two thousands”, which while technically accurate, doesn’t properly depict that one is referring to pre-2010. I can see how we’ll get comfortable with “the tens” though it may end

It's obviously an Assault Plane. it must be limited to 10rpms with a lock out for the evil landing gear.

They should just use the middle finger emoji. No words, just the emoji. Like Prince did.

flipperbackoverer...my new favorite word.

I had a truck nearly identical to that (before it was submerged) that was stolen from me 11 years ago. I thought this may have been it. My insurance company told me they'd contact me if they ever find it, even 50 years down the road. I figure it's either in a bagillion pieces or a Cop car in Mexico. That thing was

Add a 50 cal to the roof and bam! You’ve got a post-apocalyptic-zombie-smashing-grocery-getter.

Dastardly. I like it.

The eye contact is the kicker. I enjoy giving the blank stare as a response to someone’s stupid question or asinine statement. There is something invigorating about the feeling you get when someone gets incredibly uncomfortable with the situation they created.

There's a customer that calls into my work a couple times a week named Enus. Except he's from the south and depending on his mood or how quickly he says his name it either sounds like Penis or Anus. I have a difficult time not laughing every single damn time.

Daewoo being the worst of them all

Fun to cost/resale value on a 2007+ Jeep Wrangler Unlimited is hard to beat. They are extremely versatile and hold their value very well. Add in potential upgrades and can (if done with smart purchasing) increase the value of the vehicle more so than the cost of the components. generally at the cost of DIY labor

Most States have minimum and maximum headlight heights written into their Vehicle Code. There are also regulations regarding additional lighting (aux lights - how many, covered or uncovered, etc.) Whether or not it is enforced is a different thing entirely.

Seriously. I hate this an absurdly large amount.