Who else wasn’t surprised that there was headbanging with that hair?

Which building in Saint Paul are you in?

I’ve got a good one involving Mike Tyson, post-face tattoo. The scene was Miami Beach, on the A1A. I was in town for a tradeshow and had decided to find something to eat. I was perusing the window menus when I sensed a commotion headed down the street towards me. There was a convertible with two or three women in it…