It almost looks like the coronavirus itself paid him off. The only thing he’s shown perfect social distance from is responsibility.

You can’t fix stupid. You can just keep it away from anything important. Of course, this being America, we made it President.

Do you wear clothing?

Sorry Jason, but I gotta disagree with you here. Without even a minor risk of knowing a wrong step or ill-advised path selection can prove dangerous, the whole experience becomes stale. The joy of scaling mountains, real or virtual, is in the thrill. Take away the risk of damage, the thrill is gone.

Imagine being so insecure that a fake woman holding a position of authority in a videogame made you uncomfortable. I'm not at all surprised that their celebacy is involuntary.

And the totally oblivious mind award goes to....

You done drunk the damn koolaid ya fucking shit witted twit.

Pull your head out of your ass.

over 200 years is quick in geological times but I feel confident that if we notice the poles shifting we’d do something about it, just like we did with all those warnings about the earth getting warmer

I mean, you flush the toilet when you’re done shitting, but there’s gonna be another turd in that toilet tomorrow.

I still have a sound card. I really thought I wouldn’t need one when I bought my new motherboard a few years ago, a reasonable high end gaming model, too, but the sound was so thin and colourless on my mid-range headphones that I just had to splurge an extra 70€ on a decent Creative card to do the job, instead.

If you text while driving, Ever, this story is about you too.

Can I tell you guys about this other Ninja Gaiden/Shinobi-inspired indie game? It’s called Cyber Shadow, currently in development by one man, Aarne Hunziker and one musician:

Except those “alternate ideas” happen to be bullshit. Ignorance has no place here.

I have been at OSI (produces all chicken products for McD in Germany) and I have seen the product line how nuggets are made. There is no pink goo or anything similar involved, just pure chicken breast

The idea behind the no-text instructions is that you wouldn't have to have versions printed in dozens of different languages. Just make one version and the whole world can use it.

Since someone will eventually ask:

luckily it's on PC