Since someone will eventually ask:

luckily it's on PC

Dylstew is comparing the emotional impact of viewing XBox One components to the impact of viewing a particular attractive human being of the gender towards which he is sexually oriented in order to create a pun upon two meanings of the word "play" - the first being the act of playing video games, one capability of the…

Sarcasm bro.

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