Libraries: Free internet for homeless guys to jack off to porn with.

Mother of God, they didn't even bother to swap out the sparkler-looking muzzle flash from all other Unreal games.

The hideous gaijin Ken in the airbrushed wolf shirt spoke about the illustrator a lot.

@Star Webber: You're right, but that doesn't mean that both you and Square aren't extremely dislikeable.

Red wuns go fasta!

"Take one more step, and I'll OLD you to DEATH!"

That thing's head is fucking tiny, goddamn. Look at that.

The third string intern team at Bandai: Burma must've been responsible for those character models. I recognize and admire the quality in their work given that their primary code compiler and graphics workstation cluster is a (one) sewing machine.

@madammina: ZING ZANG ZONG.

@Jonbo298: I had one at age 5. It terrorized my nightmares.

@shrek187: Quick, blame it on the box you DON'T have in your living room!!

@JackS06: Glad I'm not the only one.

@rd: Hy, lmpng ppl y fnd ffnsv nt hds strtyps s fn! bsrv:

@gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy:

@gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: I haven't played a video game in years. What are you talking about?

There sure are a lot of uninformed- retarded, even- posts about Japan in this thread.

Fuck year!

The real problem is neighbors. Never have them; It's a bad idea.

@Cvfsh: Wmn r dctfl whrs, m rght gys?

Robster Craws.