@goldwings: I was referring more to something along the lines of piracy.

@Witzbold: Well, for one, the DSi is missing a certain slot that allows certain unscrupulous objects to be inserted, resulting in certain software being played free of cost.

Dawn of War III will come out before Starcraft II. Probably.

Slow and steady wins the race— unless your turtle is named Dennis Dyack, Rich Garriott or... Digi Guys. Who the hell named that turtle?

More mannequins to pose in extremely bland rooms. Hooray for our side.

Step one: Buy cheap "Ked" brand white beach shoes, like those pictured.

@domhnall: I see what you did there.

Nazi vampires eating babies.

@Jackel2072: Comstar, The Draconis Combine and the Free Rasalhague Republic, mostly.

The correct answer to the polling question about "stability" was: None of them.

Don't mind if I do!

Pink is the color of breast cancer awareness.

@Fallible: To be horribly frank, it looks like something that came out of a cat's butthole to me.

That's one way to scare away your customers.

@ShadowOdin a.k.a. Kinjinson: Yeah, I know what you mean. I'm just dying to hang it on my christmas tree again like the good old days.

@Manlytears: Well, if you do, bring me back a coaster from "Hitler's Techno Bar & Cocktail Club."

@D Mitsuki: Actually, the British had (and still have) quite a few interesting things to say about the Japanese. Look up Queen Elizabeth.

@D Mitsuki: You're telling him to get over something while you're still grinding your axe over there about some other social wrong that was committed around the same sixty odd years ago.

@Asbestos_Underwear: That comment was so great, I'd give you my vowels if I could.

He's a truly inspirational troll.