550 people just got a new lease on life.

@Michael McWhertor: I personally loved the After Burner cabinet that was tucked away in the far left corner. That is, until someone broke the joystick and it stayed broken for years...

I used to play this at Kennywood's penny arcade in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

@HyeVoltage: Not necessarily. I for one would enjoy stomping on an iPhone.

I read that as "Silent Hill DDR on the iPhone."

@ThursdayNext: You don't like Waldorf and Stadtler? Were you raised by wild dogs, or something?

Waldorf: "I guess they had better start calling it the Praystation."

"This is a very different game, gameplay wise than the 360 version of Dead Rising."

I'd make a joke about the derivation of maximum "acceleration" of an object in freefall, but I hate math jokes.

@Freyar: Besides what Patrick Boyle just said, allow me to put it in more specific terms: Your processor will always have a purpose, because that's what's keeping your operating system running in the background while you disintegrate the boring monster/alien/nazi/whatever du jour in your video game.

Jesus. Every post in this thread: "NIPPLES NIPPLES NIPPLES. HURRR."

@jjammerzs: No, I don't think that's Chiaki Kuriyama.

@Freyar: ATI is now a part of AMD, fyi.

@Netnavi: I agree. Who is the long-haired girl?

Well, at least they're on the score board.

I hope they fire all of Sonic's shitty friends while they're at it.

What else could an animation be but "cel-chaded," Mr. Plunkett?

Just hearing about this game teleports me back to that moldy smelling comic shop I used to frequent as a pre-teen.

@kyosen: Wasn't Classmate out in '08? Oh well.

What? No Classmate? No Artificial Girl?!