@Witzbold: Maybe the human relations department are sharpening their stakes for the people responsible for Vista.

So, what are we playing in 2009, Microsoft?

@Stallion187: Don't forget incredibly smelly.

@leviathan.in.pieces: The Japanese call that "bottling."

Lies!!! Our legacy was crafted by Cheeto-stained hands!

@Brian Crecente: Gears sounds like it would use a lot of system resources from its description. Morning Coffee, on the other hand, just sounds like a good ol' idea. Cheers, pal.

@geezer_man: And if the Volk was busy playing video games, maybe the Volk wouldn't have invaded poland!

@Brian Crecente: The only widely suggested add-on for a normal user is Ad-Block.

I'd sooner get a root canal than go back to MS Internet Explorer, though.

Yo, it's silly of you to complain about hearing these stories while simultaneously subjecting us to the same torture by posting them here as soon as you find them.

No more goddamn proprietary formats!

What did the Katamari Prince say after making a star completely out of porn actresses?

"Okay, okay. Here's my idea for my Wii game, guys— get this...

@arachnophilia: I really enjoyed beating and intimidating people in Godfather I for Windows. I also liked that you could either throw a butcher through his own store-front window, or you could come back later when your powers of negotiation have improved and simply talk him into paying you monthlies.

Wow! This is the best thing China has come up with since the Razor Scooter!

@Cenobite: I personally love the *ftew-ftew-ftew-ftew* sound that the 10mm Smart Gun made.

@Ajh: I marked the perpetrator as a high school girl in my original post. Not that I expected you to be able to comprehend that now.

They mostly come in Q1... mostly.

@dirtface: Sorry, that was a stupid comment. I did forget completely about those. I guess I was referring more specifically good ol' color variations.

@CatboyMac: What's a PEE ES PEE?