“Mustang Kamikaze Pilots”

Not gonna lie. I've been saving this puppy for a Jalopnik Storm Area 51 post. My time has finally come. 

Personally it’s disgusting that you would insinuate that the Cubs have a reptilian bias when this website itself has proven that they’re owned by several fucking snakes. 

I too usually yell into my TV box then wander over to my food box and yell " why are you making me fat!"#fuckfoodbox

Hmmm...? Uh-huh, yep.

But you said bitch, though?

language.

This is a trick photo! All of those are the same woman, plus Glenn Beck, and ... what’s his name over there... Ann Coulter!

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Saying this as a Dutch person: your comment really made me lol.

They need stronger dykes. I kid, I kid

The floodgates opened up after that.

SOCCER

It’s true, this ball has no dick.

Classic...they’re the right color and everything...

let the country who didnt invent hooliganism throw the first cup of tea.

I made the mistake of going to the comments under a tweet about her White House visit comments. It was predictably bad, but I did discover a good term for all the flag-humpers and anthem worshipers...